Sometimes I say the perfect thing at the perfect time on a date. He'll look at me and smile and kiss my forehead as a reward:
Jamie: Whoops! Sorry I just stepped on your foot.
Date: That's okay.
Jamie: (Inspects his shoe) I'll tell you what: you wear out the bottoms and I'll wear out the tops.
Date: That's selfless of you!
Sometimes I don't:
Jamie: (Sipping on mango smoothie) I love mangos.
Date: Me too.
Jamie: You ever eat them dried? I could eat them like candy.
Date: Maybe in some trail mix once.
Jamie: They remind me of earlobes.
Date: ...
6 comments:
Um, I think the fascination of your recent excursion to the Bodies exhibit is hanging around. I mean, I like biting earlobes, but I don't actually chew and digest them! *wink*
DET- I had to explain it to him too. They're flesh colored and soft and a little fuzzy!
Ms Thang- welcome back! Yes, crickets indeed.
Ugh, I wasn't even drinking...
...LoL
*sound of one person clapping slowly... then it stops*
gees... you're good man... you're good..
lol
Jamie, I loved both comments -- if I ever call off my wedding and go femme, I'm coming up to Atlanta to date you :)
Haha. Both are pretty good. (It took me a few seconds to get the first one though. Guess I am too slow)
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