Dear God,

I know you always hate it that people only come to you when they have problems. I get that. But if you can't be the one we turn to, then what else are we supposed to do?

See, God, I have this problem. You know that empty office in my building? You know, the one with the all glass front located next to my office? If you could fill that with a male modeling agency, that'd be great.

Thanks in advance,
James