- Number of people attending: 17,000
- Number of people I recognized: 1.
- Number of people dressed like Willy Wonka: 2, including my favorite transvestite if you think Willy Wonka is a short shorts kind of guy.
- Number of people dressed in costumes that had nothing to do with the movie: 8, ranging from B52's impersonators and one girl who obviously mistook Screen on the Green for the Kentucky Derby.
- Number of people running around with sparklers shouting, "GO CHARLIE!": 4.
- Number of drunk guys who stripped down to their underwear and did their best subconscious reenactment of "van down by the river guy:" 1.
- Number of times I screamed, "But there are children here!:" 6.
Brandon: I was at "Breakfast at Tiffany's" last week.
Jamie: Me too! Oh, so you were the straight guy.
Brandon: (Laughing) Yeah, that was me. So I really liked the movie. I have such a crush on Audrey Hepburn. If it wasn't so wrong I... I'd...
Jamie: Have sex with her dead body?
Brandon: She's dead!?
Jamie: Yeah, for like 7 years now. Cancer.
Brandon: Although I really loved that movie, there's one thing I don't get.
Jamie: What's that?
Brandon: They never actually eat breakfast.
She totally does, but I didn't have the heart to tell him that. He was already upset enough when I spilled the beans that she was a hooker.
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She was a hooker????? ;-)
Number of fat transvestites, with male pattern baldness, wearing assless jeans while "tucking in" like Buffalo Bill seen by Eric: 1
Number of subsequent projectile vomits fought off: 1
Oh I think you win. You win, Eric, you win.
If that's so, then I've never wanted more to be called a loser...
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