The Girlfriend Chronicles: Day 24

Very sad day today. Boyfriend's friend is not expected to make it through the day. Apparently she contracted some flesh-eating bacterial disease. CDC does not know what it is. She's quarantined and being treated by bio-suits.

Asked Boyfriend when was the last time he saw her. Said he hugged her and kissed her on FRIDAY. Have obviously been in contact with Boyfriend since Friday. Been Googling the situation every five minutes to see if anything pops up while visions of The Stand dance through head.

Awessoooooomme.

Maybe will be Molly Ringwald's character and mysteriously immune to the whole thing, deigned to repopulate the planet with Gary Sinise... only not as a brunette. Not a good decision for either Molly or me. Just so long as don't end up with Laura San Giacomo's fate.

Although that silver streak was pretty bitchin'.

Because I want to update my blog, but am too lazy to finish the story about the almost-fistfight I started. Now that's a good story.

Jamie: Will you be my bug killer and pickle jar opener?
Boyfriend: I already am.
Jamie: I know. I just wanted to make it official.

Both literally and metaphorically

Boyfriend: I thought getting back into a relationship would be like riding a bike.
Jamie: Yes, Boyfriend, but we both wrecked.

Nerd Alert

For Don't Eat the Token:

Your Score: quotation marks

You scored 61% Sociability and 64% Sophistication!

There is a lot more to you than meets the eye. You certainly get plenty of "action," but you'd be happier if those who lusted after you were more selective. You hate being used as a general intensifier; haven't these people ever heard of underlining? Italics? And yes, you remember the cruel words Mr. Joyce directed at you.

But you let none of this get you down; those who abuse you are destined for a "special" reward, sooner or later. You feel particularly warm toward periods, commas, exclamation points, and question marks, and usually wish to have them next to you. Parenthesis can sometimes trouble you.

Link: The Which Punctuation Mark Are You Test written by Gazda on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Girlfriend Chronicles: Day 3

Boyfriend called today. Managed to wreck his scooter as well. Asked him if he was okay and said no, so left work early to possibly take him to ER. Instead found him at local tattoo parlor getting another tattoo while he was waiting on me. Said he wouldn't feel anything anyways.

Boyfriend may be crazy.

Friends can't stop laughing at 2 of us as story has now come full circle. His wounds are identical to mine. Bet we look awesome together as mine haven't healed yet. People will wonder who is beating whom. Boyfriend made remark about how smug I feel right now. He's right. This brings his scooter wrecking total to 5 against my 1.

I win.

Because no one actually knows who he is

This made me laugh a lot harder than I probably should have.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jonathan
To: Jamie
Date: Jun 20, 2007 7:27 PM


I'm on yo momma!

Not literally though.

Here's a link to the episode with the Ying Yang Twins that I'm kinda on.
Pause it at 5:01 and look.

www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1559154&vid=148066

-----------------End Original Message -------------


So I did. Can you see my friend Jonathan?


He's the white guy.