Monday, July 16, 2007

The Girlfriend Chronicles: Day 24

Very sad day today. Boyfriend's friend is not expected to make it through the day. Apparently she contracted some flesh-eating bacterial disease. CDC does not know what it is. She's quarantined and being treated by bio-suits.

Asked Boyfriend when was the last time he saw her. Said he hugged her and kissed her on FRIDAY. Have obviously been in contact with Boyfriend since Friday. Been Googling the situation every five minutes to see if anything pops up while visions of The Stand dance through head.

Awessoooooomme.

Maybe will be Molly Ringwald's character and mysteriously immune to the whole thing, deigned to repopulate the planet with Gary Sinise... only not as a brunette. Not a good decision for either Molly or me. Just so long as don't end up with Laura San Giacomo's fate.

Although that silver streak was pretty bitchin'.

17 comments:

The RHS said...

everyone I've talked to or typed to today is having a shit day. Fuck Friday the 13th. Monday the 16th seems to be the shitty day.

Hope everything goes okay. Is there anything you can do? Is there anything he can do? like tests or anything?

The RHS said...

also - sorry to hear about his friend. That's terrible. Hoping for a happy ending on this one for you and your guy and your guy's friend.

Anonymous said...

the only flesh eating bacteria that I know about is necrotizing fascitis.

I hope that she's ok, and that anyone who has come in contact with her has nothing to worry about :(

Jamie said...

Update: So... turns out Jason's friend didn't die from strange flesh-eating bacterial disease. It was her sister. Jason's friend did get it from her sister, and is currently being treated for it.

Which removes me exactly one person from flesh-eating bacterial disease. Only a smidge comforting.

Anonymous said...

Not far enough for my comfort.

Stay in your own cubicle today.

angel girl: Thanks for the reading material. ... I think.

Jamie said...

Fine, but you left your bottle of Isopropyl alcohol in my cube. It's tainted now!

Anonymous said...

Well its a relief that she didn't die, I hope it doesn't spread any further than it already has.

The RHS said...

Sorry to hear about the sister though. Glad you (appear) to be okay . . . .

dont eat the token said...

.P)
Cyclopsy says, "No dying. Dying not option."

citizen student said...

flesh eating bacteria?

is she serious?


that's f*cked up.

citizen student said...

where are yoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu?

The RHS said...

I second that!

aprilbapryll said...

Thirds! Okay, so maybe I'm just hungry.

Seriously though, this is the longest in awhile that you've gone postless, I think. Your public misses you!

... said...

dude, did YOU die or something?

Jim Matthews said...

You can't introduce the flesh-eating bacteria idea, then disappear from your blog. It's just not cool to keep your readers in suspense like that. I know you're alive, so quit playing possum.

The RHS said...

FINALLY!!! some news!!!! Thanks, jim matthews. =) Glad to see she's still among the living.

dont eat the token said...

whaddup jamie, lookin for more stories. hope you're well!

 

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