Today I opened up a HSA.
That's grown-up slang for a health savings account.
I have a health savings account.
*Hangs head in utter shame*
Thursday, April 19, 2007
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10 comments:
I have something similar. Well, really it's just a sock I put loose change into until it is full, then I can usually get a nice six pack of malt liquor. It's my Mental Health Savings Account.
Ooh! I have one of those too!
woo hoo!
excitement!
wait... i'm afraid of getting older...
urgh...
Why in the hell would you do something like that?!?!?!? Sheesh! You preggers?
I have my MHS in a Tangueray tin. And it's full! Whoopee!
Um...I have a piggy-bank. Does that count?
What is an HSA?
Me- Why didn't I just take that money and get my damn pink iPod? Argh!
The RHS- I'd take Sapphire over Tangueray any day of the week. Matter of fact I'd take Sapphire any day of the week. :)
Ryan- Oh please. You're so 1994.
Robin- They take money out of your paycheck pretax and put it into a SA designated just for medical expenses. They'll never tax the account. And, unlike an FSA, your money doesn't disappear after the fiscal year is over.
After last weekend, I figured I'd better have one just in case...
Ahhhh... I get it. I have an FSA.
You're so responsible.
Saphire is alright. Tanqueray Ten is good, but my all time favorite, FAVORITE, is Oso Negro. Unfortunately, I have to have it smuggled to me from Mexico. Fortunately, it's cheaper than shit and drinks like ambrosia.
You know, it's a short walk from here to regular grocery shopping, daily flossing, and balancing your checkbook. If you're not careful, we'll see you in sensible shoes and carrying a planner.
No, wait, that's me...
(Yes, I have an HSA, why do you ask?)
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