Thursday, April 26, 2007

I must be doing something wrong. Or totally right.

I found this little gem in my inbox this morning:


From: Michael
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2007 7:40 AM
To: Jamie
Subject: RE: Dress on Friday

I don’t know why I thought of you when I saw this, but it might come in handy.



Hilarious.

I read the product description. "Whathaveyou" is actually not one word like they suggest, but based on what they're selling, I guess they can't all be grammatical geniuses.

And then I read this:

I don't believe I'll be strapping that around my abdomen any time soon. But a lot of other people are: the item is backordered.

They must think only those living in California actually get the cancer.

4 comments:

MrHill said...

I know someone who could make you a nice, tooled leather one of those! It'd be custom, so you know none of the angels of drink would have one like it. ;)

... said...

That is hilarious. Love it.

aprilbapryll said...

I've just been 2 weeks in Cali, and evidently every novelty shot glass they sell in every gift shop in the state has that sticker on it. Plus, the B&B that we stayed in near Yosemite had something to the same effect posted on their bulletin board. Either everything in Cali causes cancer, or they are the CYA state of the century :)

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