I thought my body was just tired and hungover, but after a solid week of hugging my trash can at work with imminent need and spending hours in the bathroom dry heaving and sometimes not-so-dry heaving, I think it's finally time to admit that I am sick.
Or carrying a phantom baby. Your call.
Monday, February 26, 2007
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Can't it be both?
I mean, I'm not too familiar with the whole phantom baby thing, but I figure it'd be odd and different.
Does this mean that you are going to give up trying to reintroduce the corset to mainstream fashion? Lousy phantom baby, you should name it Ichabod Pubert, then give it a nickname.
Norovirus. Please stay home and stop infecting your coworkers.
norwalks! i've heard so much of it...
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however. phantom baby or immaculate conception? considering the whole jesus thing is back in the news... perhaps "he" is using you as a vehicle to prove that hey... he's really there... although i don't believe it
Eeek! Please be sick, I'm too young to be a Phantom Aunt. Just to much responsibility! :-) Feel better!
Will- Just my luck!
Cuckieeverdapper- I knew somehow you would name my first born. Hello, Ichabod!
Robin- I got it from my coworkers!
Me- The Baby Jesus does not think I'm a good candidate. Trust.
Two Drink Girl- Ha! I'm going to make you phantom babysit! For phantom money!
Hey, at least I also gave you Ginger Altoids (Better than Pepto™). It could be worse. You didn't hurl pepto-pink IN THE OFFICE. Ahem.
If you are with phantom, the ginger should still help.
Sorry you're sick!
Do you ever get over being abandoned by a friend? I've never felt like crying so much -- it's like I've been dumped by a boy that I was deeply in love with ...
When you have a stomach virus, Pepto will make you hurl. One of the many useful things I learnt in college.
Cubicle Neighbor- "With phantom," hee!
Frog Princess- I know!!! It felt like I was going through a breakup! That just attests to what kind of friends we are :)
Robin- It's one we learned last week. At Cubicle Neighbor's desk.
NOW you tell me.
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