Coincidentally, number of minutes between walking in the door and "Are you seeing anybody:" 2.
*The first question was "How are you?" and everybody knows that one doesn't count.
**Also, if you respond by saying "Not one person in particular, but I date. A LOT," the Family will exchange a look that hollers "So she's the family whore."
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My aunt and uncle said to me, "We don't know about dropping you off at the shopping center by yourself."
"Um, I'm 25. I pay taxes. And rent. And I've done much worse at much later hours."
"Oh, we forgot you grew up."
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My favorite saying from the trip:
Remember to lift the handle when you flush. It's a brand new toilet, but our plumber died before he could come back and fix it.I love old people.
5 comments:
Nice Recap! I had to work, so Thanksgiving is for me is tonight!
Ahh, I've missed this blog, can't wait to have a chance to read this regularly again :)
TDG- Hope yours is less dysfunctional!
Mesabi Red- You're alive!!!!!! Yea!!!!!
hey hey hey! Glad to see you survived!
I love old people too. If they don't make you feel better about how you're living then they give you a goal to strive for, like sitting on the porch, drunk by 1 in the afternoon shooting at crows and cars that drive too fast.
You gotta have goals, man. Mine is to sit up straight so I don't get hump-back when I'm 80.
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