Monday, January 23, 2006

This is what happens when you buy Slim Fast from a shady gas station on your way to work

Every time I'd drink a Slim Fast, I'd get severe stomach cramps. You know, the ones that have you laying on the bathroom tile, crying a little. It took me a couple of days to think, 'Hey, maybe something is wrong with the Slim Fast.'

I turned the can over and checked the expiration date.

It was July of 2003.

That was 2 and 1/2 years ago.

It's amazing I'm still alive.

3 comments:

Ryon said...

Ouch.

... said...

Slim Fast sucks in general....ick! It's like going to my parents house and realizing the Ranch dressing you are using was only good up until you graduated high school!

Jamie said...

Yeah I tossed the rest and bought some new ones at Wal-mart.

My mother keeps some Vicks Chloraseptic throat spray that expired in the late 80's. I'm still forced to use it every now and then!

 

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