On starfish

I have decided to ban Angelina Jolie. I don't like most of her movies, I don't think she's a great actress, I don't care that she adopted a Cambodian child, and I just don't like her as a person, especially when I read articles like this.

I watched "Beyond Borders" this weekend- the movie that supposedly changed her life. It was alright right up until it became more about gun running than starving third world babies. But the only thought I had in my head while watching it was "Angelina Jolie's lips look like an engorged asshole."

I am not going to watch "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" because of this whole publicity stunt from Mr. Pitt- I'm going to end my marriage the same time my movie comes out so I'll get double exposure and fame.

Whatever. I'm so over Hollywood. I'm over Tom Cruise and his antics. I tried watching "Jerry Maguire" last night and in the scene where he spazes out in the office when he gets fired, I kept thinking of the similarities between that and Oprah.

Crazy damn celebrities.