Congratulations Jackson!
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You have paid your dues in the justice system for traveling without an owner. Moreover, you have been selected to go home with a new family. In this house you will enjoy the company of two siblings: a brother (black Lab) and a sister (Siberian Husky.) Your master will take you for frequent walks and a few runs. You will have access to both lakes and swimming pools for recreation enjoyment. You will also receive brand new bedding and the latest and greatest in toys.
The cost to you? In addition to the rehabilitation- which you've already completed- you will also be released of the duty to procreate- a most stressful task. This is minuscule compared to the unlimited amounts of love you'll receive! This morning you will leave your cell for the last time and be taken directly to a veterinarian who will assist you in the removal. You won't feel well, but your new Mommy and Daddy will retrieve you from the facility and take you to your new home (also enabling them to leave work early today.)
Congratulations, Jackson! And Good Luck in Your New Home!
1 comments:
Is that your new pup? He is pretty damn cute. I have to get Brodie's nether regions removed next week. Poor guy, one of his balls did not drop so they have to go or they could turn cancerous. I was actually going to put him out for stud too. Oh well. Good lord, Lortab is some fun shit.
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