I spent my night tonight at Indie Rock Karaoke by my very dear friend, Geoff. Apparently every one of my friends but me has been attending this for the past 2 months. I tested "Maps" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and won considerable applause.

Then I came home and taught my dog to respond by wooing every time I said, "Craig is a cheating whore."

The kitchen is smoking so I better go see what I drunkenly burned.