Our heroes, Craig and Jamie, are sitting in a booth of an all-you-can-eat pizza parlor, eating stacks of cheap pizza.
Jamie: Do you think Superman is a virgin?
Craig: He does have Super morals...
Jamie: He doesn't strike me as a "blow job" man.
(pause)
Jamie: However, I could see, "There was this one girl in high school and it was prom night and I'm not sure if we had sex, but we might have."
Craig: The girls couldn't handle him. "Faster than a speeding bullet," remember?
(pause)
Jamie: I'm perplexed.
Craig: You're just wondering what it's like to give Superman a blow job.
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3 comments:
That is a funny conversation. It could have been on a episode of Seinfeld if that show was on HBO. Do you like Mallrats? If so, here you go. If you have not seen it...rent it now. I command thee.
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom,but that would kill him.
One more thing, I guess that proves Superman IS a virgin. Either that or he has killed many an (un)lucky lady. LOL
Sorry that I am the only one commenting on your blog. I do love reading it though.
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