Our Top 5

There is an episode of "Friends" where Ross and Rachel each create a list of 5 famous people that, given the opportunity, he or she can sleep with without suffering consequences from the other. To be blunt, these are 5 people they can screw without "cheating."

My better half and I have each created our own lists:

My Top Five:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Michael Rosenbaum
3. Evan Farmer
4. Scott Foley
5. Shawn Hatosy

Baby's Top Five:
1. Heather Graham
2. Shannon Elizabeth
3. Kristin Kreuk
4. Petra Nemcova
5. Natalie Portman

I told him he was throwing a slot away on Shannon Elizabeth because she's married and he's more than likely not on her list, but he's holding tight on that one. For me, Evan Farmer is going to be removed from my list if his hair gets any longer.

So I have a new job, I am again employed and therefore another productive member of society. It's not very interesting so I won't go into details. In the interview, my boss said he was looking for someone with a great personality and that he found that in me. Today he might have gotten a little more than he bargained for: every time he walked by my desk I "booed" him. First it started out low so he could barely hear it and could wonder if it was aimed at him. By the end of the day, he received a "BOO!"

He says this is an interesting partnership.

It's official, I'm insane

I stood in Wal-Mart for 10 minutes today deciding to buy toilet paper either from the brand with puppies on the wrapper or the brand with a cartoon bear on the wrapper.

The puppies won.

It's a sad day in Athens...

The house that inspired the B52s' hit "Love Shack" burned down in Athens today. The only thing left according to police reports was the tin roof-

I wonder if it was still rusted...

I spent my night tonight at Indie Rock Karaoke by my very dear friend, Geoff. Apparently every one of my friends but me has been attending this for the past 2 months. I tested "Maps" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and won considerable applause.

Then I came home and taught my dog to respond by wooing every time I said, "Craig is a cheating whore."

The kitchen is smoking so I better go see what I drunkenly burned.