Got a booty call 1:30 in the AM. I forgot how funny they are when you're stone sober. You just hear the agony and the ecstasy on the other end of the line.
Then you just hear the agony when you turn him down...
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2 comments:
You turned down a booty call? Damn, that's harsh. I would kill for a booty call, of course I married, so that may have something to do with it. Oh, and I meant a booty call from my wife...I would never cheat.
You know, I actually considered tape recording it. My phone does that. It was so freaking funny I wanted to play it for the guys at work. But I didn't. It was someone I dated late July, early August, and hadn't seen since then, so turning down the BC was a pretty easy decision.
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