Saturday, October 30, 2004
A friend of mine received this memo from the company he works for:

Dear Associate:

It has been brought to my attention that there have been questions regarding how to adjust the chairs in our cubicles and offices. There are three types of chairs in our facility. They are as follows:

Parachute - located in the work stations;
Bulldog - located in the offices; and
Sapper - Executive chairs.


Please note that to avoid awkward positions and to provide comfort, it is best to adjust the seat height of your chair to keep your thighs parallel to the floor or sloping slightly downward. Also, keep your feet flat on the floor and never let your legs dangle.

I have attached a document that illustrates the appropriate way to make the necessary adjustments to your chair. Please take a moment to review the page that pertains to your chair, and adjust your chair as needed.

If you have any questions regarding this matter, please let me know.

Thanks.



3 comments:

Ryon said...

I would send him a response sorta like..."Yes, thank you for your informative memo regarding proper chair use and sitting. I found this enlightening, but I was wondering if you could come show me in person. Maybe you could help me put my seat back forward and then we could be in pornos together.

Thanks

Jamie said...

I read that while at work and laughed so hard people came into my office to see what the eruption is all about. Then I forwarded your comment to the receiver of the memo- he had the same reaction. Way to go!

Ryon said...

Thank you, thank you. You've been a wonderful audience, good night!

 

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