I had a dream last night in which I seduced a 60 year old man with a sultry version of the 80's pop hit, "Tainted Love." I feel like I need to explain myself here. The situation was my friend was getting verbally attacked by his father. In order to get the old man off my friend's back, I decided to "distract" him. Let's just say that I had no idea that "Tainted Love" or myself is that sexy. Secondly, I'm very glad that this was not another sex dream.