You know, hypothetically

What if I said, hypothetically, that I was cooking this week. Okay fine, I was heating up a can of soup, hypothetically. And hypothetically the pot boiled over. And I didn't clean up the soup from inside the burners because I was feeling lazy, hypothetically.

What if, hypothetically, the next night I go to heat up another can of soup and, hypothetically, a fire started. Hypothetically, I heard a poof and there were flames everywhere. It was the biggest fire I've ever managed to start in the kitchen, hypothetically.

So I found the fire extinguisher under the sink and began reading the directions because boy were there a lot of big flames... hypothetically. Then I hypothetically decided I didn't want to use the extinguisher because then my can of soup would be ruined. So I removed the pot off the burner and covered the burner with a pot lid to suffocate the flames, hypothetically. It worked eventually, hypothetically, but not without me starting to freak out and wonder how fast I could obtain renter's insurance before the fire trucks came.

So let's just say that the pot in question smells like smoke, hypothetically. And the once stainless steel look now hypothetically resembles that of a copper pot.

Do I keep the pot? Or do I throw it out and buy a new one?

You know, hypothetically.