And I don't even have to drive!

One thing I am learning about Atlanta is that I can live there for free!

I find these ads a lot more interesting to read than the ones I actually am interested in. My favorite so far was some "quadriplegic" looking for a female nurse type figure. You scroll down and there is naked picture of him holding a queen of Hearts:

For some inane reason, I think the queen of Hearts and the coy smile indicate that he's looking for something more than "a waitress with a kid" to "change is bedpan."