Thursday, February 26, 2004
Snow day today.

3 inches of snow covers my truck and prevents me from going to work and signing up angry diabetics for free mailings.

Mmm, 3 inches:
Half of a one dollar bill... or half of a one-hundred dollar bill!
A bowling alley or putt-putt pencil
A movie ticket stub (regardless if it was a good movie or not)
An angry man's d**k
A votive candle
Salt and pepper shakers
A landscape photograph


Okay, so 3 inches doesn't seem like a lot, but I'm satisfied.

I can't speak for the angry man's girlfriend though...
 

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