Whats red and goes CRASH! ?

My bloody nose and the car accident it caused

Snow day today.

3 inches of snow covers my truck and prevents me from going to work and signing up angry diabetics for free mailings.

Mmm, 3 inches:
Half of a one dollar bill... or half of a one-hundred dollar bill!
A bowling alley or putt-putt pencil
A movie ticket stub (regardless if it was a good movie or not)
An angry man's d**k
A votive candle
Salt and pepper shakers
A landscape photograph

Okay, so 3 inches doesn't seem like a lot, but I'm satisfied.

I can't speak for the angry man's girlfriend though...